
No recipe for matzho brei:
Use more eggs than you think you need, search for blood spots, throw out some yolks to appease your husband.
Check shmurah matza for burned spots and use the fraction that’s relatively unblackened. Crumble it in, add salt, mix.
Fry in too much olive oil. Turn pieces while you apologize for not having done it earlier because your kid’s hungry.
Dump into 7-inch foil pans because your dishpan is full and it’s disposables or bust.
Savor the silence as they eat.